dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

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belllaavitaaa:

I don’t know how some girls are 100% straight like have you seen girls

i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

(Source: eleanorjanestyle)

oomshi:

its ok if you don’t follow me on tumblr as long as you follow me into bed