• gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

sirlightbulb:

how i imagine all gym teacher ipods:

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i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(Source: antiteen)

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: officialwintersoldier)

ronaldnixon:

*ejaculates emotionally*

(Source: ronaldnixon)