fartgallery:

secondstartotherightamirite:

fartgallery:

boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

boo is one letter from boob too tho

life is just full of miracles

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

definited:

that moment when you don’t understand a joke but you laugh anyway, and then someone asks you to explain the joke

  • gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)

sirlightbulb:

how i imagine all gym teacher ipods:

image

i was havin a great time until i remembered that i was ugly

(Source: antiteen)

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

(Source: bisexualblackwidow)